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Favourite Movies
In the broadest terms: Fight Club and Amélie.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
I like something from everything.
Favourite Writers
Douglas Adams, Oscar Wilde, Mil Millington, Vladimir Nabokov, Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Chuck Palahniuk
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I was a WoW addict for two years.
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The majority of my body parts.
Well, Hello There
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It was in wholly obstinate fashion that I have avoided journal entries since my return from Europe. My experiences abroad were brief and everlasting, but much has transpired since we last spoke, so I would be delighted to have your attention concerning my current activities.
I go to school now. I am technically in my first year of University, but magically a third year student (a trick I will leave to your imaginations). I study Literature and Rhetoric, which is a flowery way of saying I study creative and professional writing. It is going well. It is to my dismay, however, that I am becoming very skilled at discussing creative writing
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Do People Read Blogs?
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I met a lot of people in Europe, and there were several events worth chronicling forever on the Internet.
So I have been attempting to do that.
For anyone who is interested, my Europe blog:
That Thing I did When I was Young
(It's a work in progress, I'll be adding new posts as I write them.)
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Jejunity
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When I am plagued by a mystery of the Universe, I try to think of it in the simplest way possible.
This, however, is seldom an easy endeavour, so I think of it in terms of a conversation I would have with a child.
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"Daddy, are you busy?"
"What's the matter?"
"I'm having my first life crisis."
"Are you certain, dear? You're only ten."
"Positive, Daddy. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up."
"Oh. This is a serious matter, indeed."
"I'm glad you agree."
"Well, let's start by thinking about what you really enjoy doing in life."
"Don't most people do what they really enjoy on the side, and have to establish a stable finan
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You.
(You should know what this comment has done to my sanity:
"Me? 'You'? What does she mean? It's been months since we've spoken. What does it mean? You is second person singular. What does that mean? Oh, I know, she hates me. She's marked me for death by stating her next target: You - me. But I don't want to die just yet, I still have to own a cat in my lifetime. Wait... second person singular... what if she is assigning me to be her 'second person' to end singular-ness? She wants You - or me. Wait, what? What if she had used first person singular? 'I'. No, there is definitely a focus on me - 'You'. What about me? Something about me. Anything about me. Why am I suddenly imagining us prancing through a field of flowers? Why is it always prancing and flowers? Why can't we go swimming through a pile a money? This is a proposal. I have been chosen: 'You' - me. I have to respond, but how?")
Hi.
"Me? 'You'? What does she mean? It's been months since we've spoken. What does it mean? You is second person singular. What does that mean? Oh, I know, she hates me. She's marked me for death by stating her next target: You - me. But I don't want to die just yet, I still have to own a cat in my lifetime. Wait... second person singular... what if she is assigning me to be her 'second person' to end singular-ness? She wants You - or me. Wait, what? What if she had used first person singular? 'I'. No, there is definitely a focus on me - 'You'. What about me? Something about me. Anything about me. Why am I suddenly imagining us prancing through a field of flowers? Why is it always prancing and flowers? Why can't we go swimming through a pile a money? This is a proposal. I have been chosen: 'You' - me. I have to respond, but how?")
Hi.
(Why would I mark you for death? Who's going to write love poetry for me to read? Wait, love poetry? No. Not so sure if it's love poetry. Well we can prance through a field of flowers or we can run towards each other through a cornfield. It's a very famous scene from a very famous Indian movie but I doubt you'd know. I won't blame you for it. So I said 'you'. Hmm. Why did I say that? WHY?)
How are youuuuu?
How are youuuuu?
It never occurs to me that someone will do something for no apparent reason, other than the fact that it can be done. I like people who do that, they keep me hopelessly bewildered.
I'm quite well - mostly! I have nothing to complain about, yet I often do. I'm a full-fledged uni student, finally. It turns out that I'm only interested in things for which the society in which I live has no use: English, History, Psychology. Ah, well.
I consider it love poetry... just not idealised love poetry. I'm very interested in the ways love exists in its non-ideal forms, because I see it so often. I also think I have a tendency to seek non-ideal conditions of love. A good example is the quirky Internet girl: I can't resist her, but she always lives on some other continent.
(If it sounds like I'm flirting with you, it's because you paid attention to me and I don't know how to handle it.)
How are you?
I'm quite well - mostly! I have nothing to complain about, yet I often do. I'm a full-fledged uni student, finally. It turns out that I'm only interested in things for which the society in which I live has no use: English, History, Psychology. Ah, well.
I consider it love poetry... just not idealised love poetry. I'm very interested in the ways love exists in its non-ideal forms, because I see it so often. I also think I have a tendency to seek non-ideal conditions of love. A good example is the quirky Internet girl: I can't resist her, but she always lives on some other continent.
(If it sounds like I'm flirting with you, it's because you paid attention to me and I don't know how to handle it.)
How are you?
Hello from the random stranger. 
Have a good day!
Have a good day!
P.s. I forgot to re-read any errors. Apologies for the spelling.
Dearest Cavebrat.
You're lucky to have fans who alert you of your own dissapearance! I'm afraid my neglegance has left me with few comments. I'll be sure to explain my dissapearence shortly in a journal, as to not spam your page with a whole explination.
I would like to say, Happy Birthday for yesterday! Hope all went well and that it wasn't frightening or depressing - everyone's birthday is different I hear
Wishing you all the best for the week...I'll make it a year, because who knows when I'll be online again!
Chocban
You're lucky to have fans who alert you of your own dissapearance! I'm afraid my neglegance has left me with few comments. I'll be sure to explain my dissapearence shortly in a journal, as to not spam your page with a whole explination.
I would like to say, Happy Birthday for yesterday! Hope all went well and that it wasn't frightening or depressing - everyone's birthday is different I hear
Wishing you all the best for the week...I'll make it a year, because who knows when I'll be online again!
Chocban